Darling, if your ear has been feeling underdressed lately – like it turned up to the Met Gala in its pyjamas – allow me to introduce a solution. A pair of fierce fashion ear cuffs for your upper cartilage, here to bring the drama without the trauma (no piercing required).
This bold little number is crafted from solid 925 Sterling Silver, which, as you know, is like the Champagne of metals – classy, iconic, and just the right amount of extra.
Let’s talk design, because this isn’t just any old bit of ear bling slapped together on a whim. This cuff features:
✨ Outer Borders that serve zigzags and chevrons like they’re auditioning for an architectural digest spread.
✨ A central band of deliciously tactile, dotty granulation – imagine if raindrops and cobblestones had a baby and sent it to art school.
✨ A dark oxidised backdrop to give all that shiny silver some glorious contrast and mood – like eyeliner for your ear.
✨ A subtly dimpled interior (because your cartilage deserves a spa experience too).
Measuring 11mm in diameter (adjustable) and 5mm wide, it hugs your upper ear just so. No piercing. No commitment. Just chic, low-effort rebellion – like the jewellery equivalent of wearing sunglasses indoors.
💡 A Little Historical Flex, If You Fancy
The humble ear cuff – or “Kaffa,” if we’re being posh – has been adorning stylish lobes since 2000 BC. Back then, it was brass; now it’s Sterling Silver, but the vibes are the same: fierce, feminine, and just a little bit "don’t mess with me."
Fast forward to the 18th century, and the upper crust were dripping in them – all Diamonds, Pearls, and look at my wealth, Susan. Then came the 1950s, and Marcel Boucher gave us the “Earrite” (yes, really), proving once and for all that even ears deserve a clever pun.
Today? Ear cuffs are back, baby. Whether you’re a minimalist or maximalist, this one's your instant upgrade from “vaguely accessorised” to “main character energy.”
♻️ Packaging That’s as Ethical as Your Weekend Plans
Comes snuggled in fully recycled gift packaging – because you can care about the planet and have fabulous taste.
💬 Buying multiple gifts and want them boxed separately? Just drop me a line. I live to serve (and sparkle).
📦 Shipping: The Glamorous World of Parcel Patience™
I’m a one-woman glitter goblin running the whole shebang – so while I aim to dispatch the same day, most jewels are summoned in from my fabulous smiths and suppliers. Think “bespoke” rather than “Prime.”
UK Shipping: Usually takes 5–7 business days. Think slow burn, not instant gratification.
International: Between 5–30 business days, depending on your country's mood, customs clearance, and whether Mercury is in retrograde.
⏳Holiday delays, Black Friday chaos, and VAT/customs fees? Sadly, those are out of my hands. But I’m always here for questions, tracking, or general jewellery chat.
✨So go on – cuff it like you mean it. Stack it, style it, and let your ear make the kind of statement your mouth is too tired to bother with.
Let me know if you're feeling particularly avant-garde and only need one, one for each lobe and one for a friend who also likes jewellery with a side of attitude.
