SILVER 2MM WIDE HOOPS

Let’s talk about the unsung hero of the jewellery drawer, shall we? The thing that makes every outfit look like you’ve made an effort, even if you’re basically wearing pyjamas and rage. Enter: my gloriously delicate, 2mm wide Sterling Silver hoop earrings. Understated. Chic. Available in enough sizes to give you choice anxiety (from a neat little 15mm to a full-on 70mm statement swoop). Also available in single or double ovals—because sometimes you fancy a bit of asymmetry to keep people on their toes.

These hoops are lightweight, fuss-free, and go with literally everything—from a wedding guest dress to your “can’t-be-arsed” hoodie. Honestly, if I had a pound for every time I wore these, I could finally afford the artisanal oat milk I pretend I like.

And here's the best part: they’re properly, gloriously AFFORDABLE. Like, “should I get one in every size?” levels of affordable. Spoiler alert: yes. Yes, you should.

🧽 How to Not Murder Your Silver

Now, Sterling Silver is lovely. Shiny. Pure. Noble. But it’s also a bit of a diva when it comes to long-term storage. If you just toss your hoops into a drawer with a half-eaten packet of polos and last year’s bus ticket? They will sulk. And by sulk, I mean tarnish.

So here’s how to keep your hoops happy:

• Wipe them after wear (warm water, soft cloth, lots of love).

• Make sure they’re dry before storage.

• Store in an airtight container (with chalk or one of those mysterious silica packs you find in shoeboxes and feel weird throwing away).

Give them a little TLC and they’ll stay gorgeously gleaming, like the stylish magpie treasure they are.

📦 SHIPPING: The Glamorous World of Parcel Patience

Ah, yes—how these Silver stunners get from my hands to your lovely ears.

UK Domestic Shipping:
Allow 5-7 business days, give or take a postal waltz. Think of it as an exercise in delayed sparkle gratification.

International Shipping:
My darlings abroad, you may need to wait anywhere from 5 to 30 business days. Blame borders, customs, and the international post goblins. Great things come to those who wait—especially shiny ones.

🎁 Note: Christmas, Black Friday, and other Capitalist Festivals of Madness may cause delays. You are also responsible for any customs/VAT/etc, because sadly, I am not an international tax fairy.

Pop these in, and suddenly your messy bun is a lewk, your face has a subtle glow of chicness, and everyone thinks you’ve got your life together. (Don’t correct them.)

Treat yourself. Your ears are bored.