9CT WHITE GOLD FROSTED HOOP EARRINGS

Alright, my darlings — stop everything and behold the ultimate in earlobe indulgence: 9ct White Gold Dual-Texture Hoop Earrings, here to make your inner goddess weep with joy and your ex wildly regretful.

We’re talking two textures — polished aaaand frosted, like your personality at work and your personality at home. They shimmer, they glow, they say “I brunch in Belgravia but I’m not above drinking fizz in the bath.”

Crafted from solid 9ct White Gold (because I don’t do pretend metals), these divine hoops are finished with a hinged post fitting, which is jeweller-speak for “won’t randomly fall off mid-snog.”

💃 Versatility? I’ve Got You.

These celestial stunners come in sizes from 10mm to 50mm, meaning there’s one for every mood — from “quietly judging the school gates” to “strutting into your ex’s wedding like it’s a Vogue shoot.” And yes, we’ve got ovals too. Because life is too short for basic geometry.

Feeling spicy? These beauties are also available in Rose Gold and Yellow Gold, for when you fancy switching up your metallic aura.

🏰 A Bit of Gold Gossip

Did you know medieval types thought Gold was literally medicinal? If you had piles, they probably gave you a bangle and told you to walk it off. That’s the kind of legendary status we’re working with here.

Also — get this — over 98% of all the Gold ever mined is still floating about in circulation. Meaning there’s a chance your hoops contain atoms once worn by an 18th-century duchess or, more realistically, an Edwardian dentist.

⚠️ A Word on White Gold & Chlorine (They’re Not Friends)

White Gold is usually given a little Rhodium-plated zhuzh to keep it gleaming like an angel’s Instagram filter. So do your future self a favour and don’t take these stunners for a dip in a chlorinated pool. Unless you’re trying to make a very expensive mistake. And if your sparkle fades over time? No problem — re-plating is a cinch and cheaper than therapy.

🎁 The Luxe Life, Boxed

Every pair comes lovingly nestled in a Christine Alexander-branded gift box, which is swish enough to impress your in-laws and sturdy enough to survive a handbag apocalypse. Perfect for gifting… or “accidentally” keeping.

📦 Shipping: The Glamorous World of Parcel Patience™

Look, I’m not Bezos. I’m a fabulous, frazzled one-woman jewellery oracle doing my best to dispatch the same day — but many pieces are made-to-order or come in from my army of excellent smiths, so sometimes there’s a tiny wait.

• UK Shipping: Usually 5–7 business days. Think of it as slow fashion with a sparkly payoff.

• International Orders: Between 5 and 30 business days, depending on the mood of customs. Patience, my magpie friend. Patience.

And yes, you’re responsible for customs charges and VAT. It’s the price of international glamour.

So — what are you waiting for? Pop a pair in your basket, channel your inner cosmic queen, and give your lobes the royal treatment they deserve.