PLATINUM FLAT MIRROR FINISH WEDDING BAND

Right. Let’s talk about weddings. Specifically, wedding bands. You know, those symbolic shiny circles of doom/love that say, “Yes, I commit to you even though you breathe like a wildebeest and never replace the loo roll.”

And if you’re going to be wearing one of these beauties every day for the rest of your life, it might as well be something fabulous – like this Properly Grown-Up Traditional Platinum Wedding Band, which is basically the Aston Martin of rings.

This sleek little marvel is flat across the top and inside, so it’s ultra-classic, unfussy, and won’t try to compete with your other jewellery or your personality. Choose your weapon – widths range from a dainty 2mm (perfect for “hers”) to a solid 8mm (ideal for “his,” or for anyone who likes their rings like their personalities: wide and dramatic).

Available in sizes F to Z+5, which means whether you have pixie paws or bear mitts, we’ve got you covered. And if you don’t see your exact size listed, don’t panic — just message me. I love a challenge and a spreadsheet.

🧑🤝🧑 The Wedding Band for Royals and Rebels

Platinum isn’t just shiny – it’s show-off rare. We’re talking “won’t even fill an Olympic pool to your ankles” rare. King Louis XV of France once declared Platinum was the only metal fit for a king — and frankly, if it’s good enough for a powdered-wig-wearing French monarch, it’s good enough for your left hand.

It’s heavier than Gold, tougher than your mum’s roast potatoes, and ages with a delicious dignity – developing a soft, lived-in patina that says “I’ve been through stuff and I’m still standing.”

💬 Personalised Just for You (Like a Spotify Wrapped, But Shinier)

Want to add an engraving? Of course, you do. It’s free, and I’ll pop your little love note (up to 15 characters) inside the band. Popular choices include:
– Forever Yours
– Do the Dishes
– Not for Sale

This beauty is also available in 9ct or 18ct Yellow or White Gold, if you want to coordinate with your toaster, or just fancy being a bit old-school. But Platinum? Platinum is the main event.

🔨 Made with Love in Hatton Garden

All rings are British hallmarked (none of that dodgy market-stall nonsense), and lovingly made to order right here in London’s Hatton Garden – the Soho of sparkle. Your band is crafted just for you, which means bespoke = 6 weeks for dispatch. Yes, you’ll have to wait. But darling, so did Kate Middleton.

🚫 And a quick but important note: because this is made just for you and engraved to your specifications, bespoke rings can’t be returned. So maybe don’t order one after your third prosecco.

 And no, I can’t control delays during Christmas, Mercury Retrograde, or the collapse of civilisation. Customs charges and taxes? That’s on you, sweetcheeks.

So go on – choose the ring that says, “I love you enough to invest in a metal rarer than decent broadband.” Because if you’re committing to a lifetime, you might as well do it in Platinum.

And trust me – when you say “I do” with this much style on your finger, you’re already winning.