The Cuff That Thinks It's Cooler Than You (And It’s Probably Right)
Right, listen up. Allow me to introduce the rebellious little ear adornment that turns up late, drinks all your Prosecco, and still somehow becomes everyone’s favourite — my Gold Vermeil Open Ear Cuff. Not one, but a PAIR of Gold-plated 925 Sterling Silver mini marvels. Think of them as the jewellery version of a rom-com bad boy with a soft centre. Yes, I’m edgy — but I also floss.
Each dainty but punchy cuff measures a neat 10mm x 3mm and nestles on your ear like it’s always lived there. No piercing? No problem. These huggers clip on with confidence, like they own the cartilage. And, quite frankly, they do.
Presented in a fully recycled black gift box, so you can be eco-fabulous while being fabulous. It’s reusable too — perfect for your tiny secrets, or rogue earring backs.
Not feeling the gold vibe? Maybe you’re more Ice Queen than Golden Hour? Good news: also available in classic Sterling Silver. Just ask. Want just one cuff for asymmetrical drama? Slide into my DMs, babe.
✨ A Brief (and Surprisingly Glamorous) History of the Ear Cuff
Long before TikTok and Co-Star astrology apps, the Kaffa was flaunting itself on ancient earlobes in 2000 BC. Upper-class women in India and the Middle East were essentially strapping tiaras to their ears, complete with chains to their noses and hair. Subtle? No. Iconic? Absolutely.
In the 18th century, Georgian gals swanned about in Diamonds bigger than your future, and in the '50s, French jeweller Marcel Boucher invented the “Earrite” — a name that proves even haute couture loves a pun. Now it’s your turn to shine, minus the historical corsetry.
💛 How to Make Your Gold Vermeil Last Longer Than a Situationship:
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Avoid water. Vermeil is not into pool parties.
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No perfume or body sprays directly on the metal, darling.
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Keep it clean, dry, and resting in the jewellery box provided, like a diva in her dressing room.
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Use a soft cloth to keep it glowing — no chemicals, no drama.
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Basically: Treat it like a high-maintenance celebrity, and it will love you forever.
📦 Shipping: The Glamorous World of Parcel Patience™
Yes, I ship — emotionally and literally.
I’m a one-woman sparkle operation, running on tea, glitter and tenacity. I aim to dispatch same-day (because I’m that committed), but most items are made to order or come via my lovely suppliers.
UK Orders – Expect your sparkly delights in 5–7 business days.
International – Channel your inner Zen. Shipping takes 5–30 business days, depending on customs, moon phases, and whether Mercury’s in retrograde. Buyer’s responsible for any customs/VAT fees, naturally.
💘 So, to recap:
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A pair of Gold Vermeil ear cuffs
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No piercing required
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Gorgeous, giftable, rebellious, eco-friendly
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Steeped in 4,000 years of high-drama glamour
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Available in Silver too
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Ships globally with panache
Wear one. Stack them. Gift them. Hoard them. Just don’t be surprised when strangers ask where you got them — it’s the price of looking like you casually fell out of a fashion editorial.
Need help pairing it with a chain or another rogue cuff? Just ask. I’ve got more sparkles than the Strictly wardrobe department.
