RHODIUM PLATED SILVER OBLONG LAPIS LAZULI SIGNET RING

Behold the cosmic beauty – a Lapis Lazuli Sterling Silver ring, a handmade marvel (because factory-made is so last season). It's oblong-shaped and East-West set – because who needs regular shapes when you can have something as wild as your Aunt Ethel's conspiracy theories? Gift it to him, her, or anyone in between. Ring Size? We speak UK, darling, from O to Z. Weight? A solid 6.8 grams, because I believe in substance, both in jewelry and in life.

Oh, and did I mention the ring is stamped 925? It's like the Silver version of a royal seal, proclaiming, "I'm legit, mate."

Now, let's talk authenticity – I guarantee this ring is the real deal. The Silver is genuine, and the stone? It's a slice of genuine Lapis Lazuli, not some knockoff from the mystical dollar store.

Lapis Lazuli, darling, isn't just a pretty rock. Some folks link it to wisdom, love, and healing. It's the holistic therapist of gemstones, nurturing and promoting psychic abilities. Who needs a crystal ball when you've got a Lapis Lazuli ring, am I right?

But wait, there's more – shipping deets. I'm not throwing this beauty in a paper bag and hoping for the best. No, sir. Bubble wrap envelopes and a recycled gift box – because your ring deserves the VIP treatment. Shipping to the UK? I'm no Jeff Bezos; I'm a multitasking mum with ADHD and two jobs. Give me 5-7 working days to weave my magic and get it to your door.

International delivery? Hold your horses. Royal Mail International Tracked and Signed is the name of the game. Customs delays or charges? Not my circus, not my monkeys – give it up to 30 days.

Thank you for choosing this little one-woman operation. Your trust fuels my caffeine addiction and keeps my kid fed. Cheers to your time, your money, and this fabulous ring making all your fingers happy.