RHODIUM PLATED SILVER OBLONG MALACHITE SIGNET RING

Gaze upon this intergalactic stunner – a Malachite Sterling Silver ring, meticulously handmade because, let's be real, factory-made is so passé. It's not just any shape – it's oblong, East-West set, because who needs regular shapes when you can have something as eccentric as your Aunt Ethel's conspiracy theories? Gift it to him, her, or anyone living betwixt and between. Ring size? I'm fluent in UK measurements, from O to Z. Weight? A solid 6.8 grams, because I believe in substance, both in bling and in life.

Oh, and did I mention the ring is stamped 925? It's like the Silver version of a royal decree, declaring, "I'm the real deal, mate."

Now, let's delve into authenticity – I'm putting my motherhood and caffeine addiction on the line to guarantee this ring is the genuine article. The Silver is bona fide, and the stone? It's a legit slice of Malachite, none of that mystical pound shop knockoff nonsense.

Malachite, darling, is the green stone with bands as irregular as my weekend plans. Ancient civilizations in Egypt, Rome, and Greece adored it for jewellery and cosmetics. Gem cutters work their magic to showcase those quirky layers and markings – it's like wearable art for your finger.

But hold onto your hats, there's more – shipping deets. I'm not tossing this beauty in a paper bag and crossing my fingers. Nope, bubble wrap envelopes and a recycled gift box – because your ring is a VIP guest. Shipping to the UK? I may not be Jeff Bezos, but I'm a multitasking mum with ADHD and two jobs. Give me 5-7 working days, and I'll weave my magic to get it to your door.

International delivery? Slow down, Speedy Gonzales. Royal Mail International Tracked and Signed is the game we're playing. Customs delays or charges? Not my circus, not my monkeys – give it up to 30 days.

Thanks for choosing this one-woman operation. Your trust fuels my caffeine addiction and puts dinner on the table for my kid. Here's to your time, your money, and this ring turning all your fingers into happy campers. Cheers!