Right. Let’s not beat around the bush – your mum deserves better than supermarket flowers and a panic-bought candle. Enter: this utterly glorious Platinum ‘Mama’ necklace. It’s chic, shiny, and spells out her brilliance.
Suspended delicately on a fine Platinum cable chain, this sparkler is the kind of jewellery that says, “Mum, I love you” without involving glittery macaroni or a poem that rhymes “best” with “rest.” It’s 23mm of ‘I see everything you do and adore you for it’, crafted in one of the world’s rarest metals.
Did you know Platinum is so scarce that if we poured all of it in the world into an Olympic swimming pool, it wouldn’t even cover your ankles? That’s not just fancy – that’s King Louis XV level bougie, and he said it was “the only metal fit for a king.” So yes. It’s entirely appropriate for your mum.
⚙️ OPTIONS, DARLING
This version is solid Platinum (3.48g or 3.7g depending on length – she’s got weight, baby). You can get it in 16” or 18”, depending on neckline preferences, clavicle display ambitions, or if your mum likes her jewellery like her parenting – close to the heart.
Fancy it in 14ct Yellow, White or Rose Gold, or Sterling Silver? That’s entirely doable – just slide into my DMs and I’ll sort you a quote quicker than you can say “Mum, do you have a plaster?”
✨ BONUS FACTS FOR THE JEWELLERY NERDS (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)
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Platinum starts all shiny and fancy, then develops a gorgeously matte patina over time – like a wise woman who’s finally stopped caring what the PTA thinks.
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Patina = not tarnish. It’s character. It’s lived experience. It’s glam and grit.
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The pendant is 23mm long x 4.81mm tall – dainty but declarative, like a mum who says, “I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.”
🧼 CARE TIPS (aka Don’t Bathe It in Bleach)
Keep this beauty away from perfumes, hairspray, and that suspicious “natural” deodorant that smells like old fruit. Wipe gently with a soft cloth. Store her like a treasured secret – in a pouch, away from all the scratchy nonsense in your jewellery box.
📦 SHIPPING: The Glamorous World of Parcel Patience
Now, here’s the admin-y bit:
🌎 These beauties are made to order and imported from the USA, so please allow a romantic 6–8 weeks for delivery. That said, I’ve never waited longer than a fortnight – touch wood and cross fingers.
❗ Heads-up: High-demand seasons like Christmas, Black Friday, and the general chaos of the cosmos may slow things down.
💔 RETURNS & CANCELLATIONS
🕒 You’ve got a two-hour remorse window after checkout to cancel. After that, it’s locked in, baby.
🛍️ Changed your mind? Return within 14 days of delivery – unless it’s custom or engraved. Those are one-of-a-kind, just like your mum, and I can’t take them back.
💬 TL;DR?
It’s handmade, it’s Platinum, and it says ‘Mama’ in the most elegant way imaginable. Buy it because you love her. Or frankly, because you are the mama and you deserve something more enduring than lukewarm toast and glitter glue.
Want a matching bracelet or ring to go with it? I can find you something suitably fabulous. 💎
