Let me introduce you to the fashion equivalent of a well-cut blazer and a killer comeback: my PAIR of Solid Concave Ear Cuffs, lovingly crafted in 925 Sterling Silver and designed to make even your cartilage look clever.
Sculptural. Bold. Minimalist-but-make-it-iconic.
These little architectural marvels measure approx 12mm wide by 5mm high, and their solid, gently concave curves sit on your ear like they were always meant to be there, like you were born with them and also somehow born in a gallery.
No piercings? No problem. These cuff babies clip on snugly and require no commitment. Like that flirt you met in Ibiza, but with better long-term potential.
Oh, and yes, darling, you get TWO. A proper pair – one for each ear. Radical! But if you want to go solo and just wear one like a renegade jewellery ninja, drop me a message. I am nothing if not accommodating.
♻️ Packaging That Won’t Make Mother Earth Cry
Each pair comes nestled in my fully recycled gift box, because what’s the point of looking good if we’re trashing the planet while doing it? Chic and smugly sustainable. And if you're buying multiple items and want them boxed separately (hello, generous gift-giver), just send me a note.
📚 A Brief History of the Ear Cuff (Because You're Clearly Educated and Fabulous)
Long before it appeared on the ears of influencers and that one cool barista, the ear cuff — or “Kaffa” — was doing the rounds in ancient Asian, Middle Eastern, and Indian societies. Think 2000 BC. Think Gold, Pearls, chains, and enough drama to accessorise from ear to nostril.
Fast forward to the 18th century, and women with pockets deeper than their corsets were swanning about in Diamond-drenched versions. Then the 1950s arrived, and French jeweller Marcel Boucher gave us the “Earrite” – because even your earlobe deserved a pun and a little glam.
Now? Ear cuffs are the effortless edge your look didn’t know it needed – and this concave duo? They’re the upgrade from dainty to don’t mess with me unless you’ve brought snacks.
📦 Shipping: The Glamorous World of Parcel Patience™
Here’s the deal. I’m a one-woman sparkle ship sailing the stormy seas of logistics. I aim to dispatch your treasures the same day, but most of my jewels arrive fresh from my trusted smiths before making their final journey to you.
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UK Domestic: 5–7 business days. Slightly longer than ordering loo roll, but infinitely more exciting.
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International: 5–30 business days. Yes, I know, it’s a broad range. Customs are like cats: moody and impossible to predict.
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During peak seasons (Black Friday, Christmas, etc.), Things might go a bit awry. I'm not Santa, and my reindeer are unionised.
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Any customs/VAT/duties? That’s your department, love.
So there you have it:
Two sleek, Silver power moves masquerading as jewellery.
Wear them stacked, solo, with a messy bun or a power suit.
Channel inner calm or pure chaos – either way, your ears will be the best-dressed thing in the room.
Go forth and cuff responsibly.
