Let me introduce you to the fashion equivalent of a five-star hotel lobby and the perfect espresso martini: my PAIR of Gold Vermeil Concave Ear Cuffs.
Yes, Gold Vermeil – the posh cousin of Gold plating. That means a thick layer of 18ct Gold lovingly draped over solid 925 Sterling Silver like a couture coat on actual royalty. Luxe, solid, and designed to make your cartilage look like it summers in the Amalfi Coast.
Sculptural. Bold. Minimalist, but with delusions of grandeur.
These tiny titans measure approximately 12mm wide by 5mm high, and their deliciously concave curves perch on your ear like they belong there, like you were born with them, in a villa, on a chaise longue, wearing sunglasses indoors.
No piercings? No problem.
These glorious golden cufflings simply clip on and hold tight – no commitment, no holes, no “oops I fainted at Claire’s Accessories.” Just a chic little squeeze and you're golden (literally).
Oh – and you get TWO. I know. Wild. A proper pair – one for each ear. Revolutionary. But if you’d prefer to wear one like a rogue duchess in exile, drop me a message. I’m very flexible. Almost offensively accommodating.
♻️ Packaging That Won’t Upset Greta
Each pair arrives nestled in recycled, gift-ready packaging. Because looking stunning and saving the planet should not be mutually exclusive. Buying for someone else? Want separate boxes? Just say the word – I love a spreadsheet.
📚 A Brief, Fabulous History of the Ear Cuff (for the Culturally Enlightened Among You)
Long before the term “quiet luxury” gave us all collective whiplash, the ear cuff – aka the “Kaffa” – was slinking around ears in Ancient Asia, the Middle East, and India. Circa 2000 BC, darling. That’s before handbags. That’s before brunch.
In the 18th century, the aristos went wild for Diamond-encrusted versions, then in the 1950s, Marcel Boucher gifted us the “Earrite” – equal parts pun and glamour.
Now? Cuffs are back. Bolder. Cooler. Zero commitment and maximum drama. This Gold Vermeil concave duo? The perfect blend of high fashion and mild intimidation. Like a Vogue editor in kitten heels.
📦 Shipping: The Glamorous World of Parcel Patience™
Look, I’m a one-woman powerhouse with a label printer and a dream. I aim to dispatch same-day, but many of my goodies arrive from my trusted smiths before heading to you. Think of it as artisan relay.
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UK Domestic: 5–7 business days.
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International: 5–30 business days, depending on customs, moon phases, and Mercury’s emotional state.
📬 Buying during Black Friday or Christmas? Expect mild chaos. I'm not Amazon. My elves are unpaid.
💰 Customs, duties, VAT? That’s your gig, lovely. I sell jewellery, not international tax law.
So, in conclusion:
Two golden, sculptural power statements that demand compliments.
Wear them with messy buns, red lips, oversized sunglasses, or a complete sense of personal power.
Gold Vermeil Ear Cuffs – because subtle is lovely, but iconic is better.
✨ Go forth and cuff responsibly. ✨
